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Some bike-riding Joe Schmow came into my store today and paid for his bacon stick with a Sacajawea coin and told me he got that from having sex with a leprechaun. Uh. I was like oh that's funny..... Then he questioned me about my music taste/ethnicity and introduced himself but I've long forgotten it because I was still thinking about what this guy said about leprechauns. THEN he invited me to his hip hop show in long beach. NAWMAN YOU SLEEP WITH LEPRECHAUNS FOR GOLD SACAJAWEA COINS CMON.